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Fandango,


I must admit taking this challenge I found it a little hard to imagine what song I would get, but I was hoping it would be a goodie. Well I got


N.E.R.D. - She Wants To Move

"Her off beat dance makes me fantasize
(Her curves) She's sexy!!
Her ass is a spaceship I want to ride
(Her ass) She's sexy!!"

In 2004 you got your groove on - and had the best time ever.

I would like to think that that song is cool but not too mainstream... It was a good one to be. And I have been told a couple of times my ass was a spaceship... or did they say as big as a spaceship?... Well, either way that song couldn't be truer... I am sexxy.


Fandango, I can almost bet if you took this quiz you would end up being Avril Lavigne's "Don't Tell Me", that is of course if that is the song for pretentious, slutty, whining and non-dancing bitches like you, hahahaha, seriously. Well that's all for now I guess. Happy New Year to all those who I haven't personally told already. Luv you all.

- Loopz

Dear Fandango,

I am so happy this New Years... I have the best boyfriend ever. Yes, I am proud to say that Raul and I are together. I hate saying that on here Fandango, cause I don't want to jinx it. He's all I wanted and more. I have never felt this loved unconditionally before. I am living in bliss right now... please don't let this end. I also met the coolest cats this year as well. Coming back to the Valley turned out to be a blessing in disguise. Who would of thought? I am more blessed this year than any other. I have also decided that I am not going to have any resolutions this year... I have discovered in the past that it is best not to since the ones you make you end up loving to break. I can honestly say I got what I wanted for Christmas this year too... I have had him since October... Oh god Fandango, I think I am in love... I am I am .... It feels good... Well Fandango, Happy New Year! Mine will hopefully be great and I hope yours will too. I just wanna take a minute to say I love all my friends and all of you are the best and I couldn't ask for better company. Love all you guys, have a Happy New Year! (Babe, most of all thank you for being there for me and always being the bigger man and letting me "win" whenever we argue... Love you!)I love life right now... Sometimes someone makes you see how great it is and that even two seconds with them is worth all the other hell you went through before... I am glad I found that person. Love is a beautiful thing... Sayonara for now Fandango.



Loopz

Dear Friends:

I have been watching you all very carefully and do appreciate that you all have been nice and not naughty. Unfortunately I ran into a couple of snags this year.

I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem.
The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing,
the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been
arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming.

The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit.

On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat,
the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar
have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.

Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the things you want.

This year, I suggest you get your asses down to Walmart before everything is gone.

Love,

Santa

Dear Fandango,

I am really trying to keep a good cheerful exterior and keep the burning hatred and rage insinde for the Holiday Season, but Jesus, this is ridiculous. Why would anyone ask you what you want for your birthday and then refuse to give it to you when it's something they wouldn't choose. Well that's the real reason I am upset right now. Raging is more like it. Well that's all for now, not even you are making me less irate. Good tidings.

Happy Holiday Seasons Fandango,

Awwww, it is the season which I once loved,then loathed and now embrace... I once thought Christmas was fun, full of magic, and the time of the year when people were truly good souls and showed off proper Christian attitudes. Then when I turned 15 Christmas was not about getting together with family, not about toys, not even about Santa Claus... Christmas was about spending money you don't have to prove the love that you also don't have for kids you never wanted to have, but got stuck with and now it is time for the one time of the year other than your birthday where it is their obligatory duty to treat you well. Then I went to college and thought Christmas was a blast because it meant spiked eggnog, lots of brightly lit parties, and all kinds of hot and horny dates in the outdoors. Then I thought it was a capitalistic holiday that flaunted the excess and smorgasboard of non-existant wealth of the world. I embrace Christmas now cause I found the true meaning, it is all of those things, and that is what makes Christmas so great because... It is great because of the presents, because of the unwarranted showering of love and false pretences to make one happy for at least one time in their year. I even got into the Christmas spirit yesterday... I was cut off by a car, who then preceded to shoot me the finger and say all kinds of harsh things, that simply weren't true, or at least shouldn't be publicly known... Instead of road ragin' and giving him the bird, I simply waved and slightly tapped the back of his expensive foreign mode of transportation, I didn't even try to reach for my 'desert eagle'. I guess the moral of my story is Christmas is the time of year you pretend to love your family,friends, and neighbors, and even enemies and hope that your act will get you an academy award in the form of an X-Box and TiVo box under the brightly lit, dangeorusly flammable, almost dried out beautiful tree you stole from Lowes cause your dad was too stingy to get even a 15 dollar tree from the local flea market... Awww... HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!!!!


Love *wink wink*,

Lupez

Hey Fandango,

Long time no chat... I really miss telling you about my day and just spending a little quality time together. PSYCHE!!!! I don't know why I came on here. I'm high Fandango and I am in need of some serious confessing. Let me start off by saying that I am completely content with my manhood. I just needed to say that. I am tired of having no one to make out with, but being with Mary Jane is proving to be as fulfilling as any one night stand, only she is there when I need her most. I love you Mary Jane! So anyways, I am trying to pass my exams and have been successful with two, two more to go. Wish me luck. You're welcome for the update. Latas. - LULU

Dear Fandango,

So I am here at the library at T.S.T.C. I cannot believe I am typing that as the school I am attending. Sorry, Fandango I do not mean to sound obnoxious, but it is obvious that I am just about the smartest person I know here... And you know it too. You dummie! I hate being right all the time because I live with the fear of being wrong. Even though it is almost the most unlikely thing that would ever happen. I am always right... Well Fandango, I think I may be wrong about something. I almost hate to type this, but I think I may be straight! Hahahah.... kidding, do you think I thought you would actually buy that! Ha! Well I am having a small crush on this one boy even though he isn't the cutest... Well actually he is very cute,but a bit obnoxious. Like me. I hate being outdone, not that he has outdone me in any way. That is probably the second most unlikely thing to happen. I am content with the way my day has gone so far. My speech was a big hit, and I am the hero of my class today... I moved back the days of the speeches with my moving delivery of my Indie Rock and Roll speech... It is my day, plus I am super duper stoned right now, it is almost impossible to make a mistake right now... Knock on wood.... PARTICLE WOOD, PARTICLE WOOD!!! Okay , but yeah my day is going grand right now, all I need in this life's to toke and sit with my girlfriend, I just want to fly, pass the pipe over to me baby, pass it over to me baby, I just want to fly... I am a rapper on the microphone, bust a rhyme tighter than a lady's pantyhose... So anyway, the JETS WON!!!!!, I like their chances to be a super bowl contender... I am also rooting for the Eagles who were also the victors this past Sunday, and what about the Giants win? I was upset about the Colts' loss, but I will get over it and still hope their chances to rebound are good... I am almost certain that the Cowboys chances are shot and what about the Houston Texans stepping it up... David Carr is my husband... I luv you Davey baby... I am off to meet the wizard, the wizard now known as my mom, they she she is a wizard of any of the other bitches of OZ... Hahahaha, Fandango, You Motivate ME!!!! Thank you from the bottom of my heartless soul... Well, I am gone like a case of herpes during the winter months...



Luv,
Loopz

Dear Fandango,


I'm keeping this one short and sweet, much like myself... I have never been one to backstab someone to their face... but yesterday I just had to tell my friend that I told her lover about her indiscretions with another guy... I had to do this Fandango, he was gonna tell her about the indiscretions he and I had.. I didn't want to look like the whore, so I made her out to be the whore first, so even if her guy tells on what we did, she would have been outed first... To me this is smart, and who doesn't want a smart friend? Well, I hope I don't lose any sleep over this, I gave her my bottle of sleeping pills as a friendly gesture to show how not sorry I was for snitching on her...



Love,

Lupez

P.S.
Does it really count that I had an affair with her lover?, I mean
he's not gay, so there's no real threat of it happening again, well
at least not anytime soon...I don't think she'll leave him, he's got a big one...

Okay for you fags that haven't gotten back to me yet!!!!! You better make it quick biatches, I needs to know how many of you are going to be going cause I only have a couple of days to plan this ho... and yes planning makes all the difference.. So let me know already. I have decided to go with Saturday cause several people wanted it to take place then... The only people who responded, so you see responses do make a difference if you want something in particular for the party, like a date!!!! So, I am still taking suggestions, donations, contributions, anything that will make this party a success. I know it will be fabulous no matter what cause I will be there... but if you all go then you can bask in the fun as well... Just a thought, stop everything you are doing right now and pick up your phone and call me about the party (956)-276-8102. Do It Now!!!!!!!! See you biatches soon... Jesus, Fandango, who do I have to fuck to throw a party around here!!!

Okay this is to all the La Feria Crew, Trey, and anyone else that wants to party Halloween Weekend... I am not sure whether to have the party on Friday or Saturday... Let me know which day suits you guys better, but make it quick, I need to know by tomorrow... I have 80 bucks for liquor and beer so far... and if you guys want to chip in anything at all... EVEN CHANGE!... Let me know, anything helps, and it would make the party that much better... So if you want to like be dolls and help out with the expenditures, not pay for your spot or anything, like I said change would help, so even thirty cents on let's just say Felicia's part, would definitely help... So it is going to be a costume party, but that is completely optional, I am not a tyrant, so you can go with it or not... Oh, there will be a prize given to the most original costume... The prize will be worth it, I think... Remember please let me know your opinions and if you want to contribute anything at all.... Let me know.... Even supplies or something, whatever... I need to know ASAP so get back to me.... See you guys soon.... There may be a theme to the party, so keep checking back for updates.. If there is a theme you would wear costumes related to that theme... Latas...